even better than a third nipple

One of my coworkers has a friend born with two uteruses, four fallopian tubes, and, yes, even two vaginas (one external, one internal).

In spite of all the difficulties I imagine this condition might cause, I must admit my first thought upon hearing this news was: “Gives new meaning to the phrase multiple orgasms.”

While this poor woman is stuck having excruciatingly painful periods and her husband has to choose nightly which direction (left or right) he wants to go during sex, I’m busy contemplating the double your pleasure, double your fun aspect of having too many female parts.

It’s a good thing I already purchased (and began outfitting) my handbasket, because I’m definitely going to hell.