law of unavoidable nudity

A good friend of mine once pointed out that the drinking of tequila is always and necessarily followed by the removal of one’s pants.

I tried to recall an incident of tequila consumption from my past during which my pants stayed securely affixed to my person, but after several frustrating minutes, I was forced to admit to failure.

Conclusion: tequila drinking and pants wearing are, indeed, mutually exclusive.

That said, I would totally take my pants off for a margarita right now. Half-naked boozing might be the only way to salvage what’s left of today.